Horse ride?

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02/12/2005, 2:53 PM
strangeirish

Horse ride?

Pun city here. How sick!:eek:Talk about beating a dead horse to death. I guess the horse got one back.
02/12/2005, 3:02 PM
Block G Raptor

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Originally Posted by strangeirish

Pun city here. How sick!:eek:Talk about beating a dead horse to death. I guess the horse got one back.

Im into masochism, beastiality and nechrophilia

but maybee im just flogging a dead horse :D :D
04/12/2005, 5:51 PM
sligoman

That is seriously fecked up. Why the hell would anyone have sex with a horse?:confused:. It's just completely sick:mad:.
04/12/2005, 9:57 PM
Green Tribe

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Originally Posted by sligoman

That is seriously fecked up. Why the hell would anyone have sex with a horse?:confused:. It's just completely sick:mad:.

ah, I know, it's fine to do it with sheep in Sligo, but horses, tut tut tut, that's just downright disgusting....:D
05/12/2005, 1:07 AM
sligoman

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Originally Posted by Green Tribe

ah, I know, it's fine to do it with sheep in Sligo, but horses, tut tut tut, that's just downright disgusting....:D

I see your trying to cover up what I was saying with a sense of humour:rolleyes:. Into a bit of aul eh, "horse riding", yerself then are you GT?:p.
05/12/2005, 2:38 AM
hamish

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Originally Posted by sligoman

Into a bit of aul eh, "horse riding", yerself then are you GT?

Nah, Sligoman.

Bondage, whips and women and gayboys.:D See tottywatch post 5866

:D :D
05/12/2005, 3:00 AM
hamish

Wouldn't you just know strangeirish would find that report.:D

There's gonna be an onslought of horsey puns from here on.

For example:

(1)That pervert put a car sign on the horse's ass.

MTGG (honk)

(2)I wonder did the horsey take "afence" (honk)

(3)Why did the policeman laugh when he wrote down the time of the offence?

Because it happened at 12.31pm

or 29/1 (honk honk)

(4)Does the horsey need psychological councelling now?

or is it mentally stable? (boom boom)

(5)Was the pervert given a big fine?

Will he be in .......hock.........for a long time? (honk)

(6)Betcha all eyes in that courtroom were..... .glued........to the defendant. (honk)

(7)A $300 fine???? A mare drop in the ocean to a rich man. (groan)

(8)Said the defendant's lawyer, "How come I got saddled with this case?

(9)Judge James Ryder (honk), said, "Now I've herd everything"

(10)The defendant asked for bail. "Neigh", said the Judge

(11)When the accused was scorned after he pulled out, does that mean he was derided??

(12)The accused sure made a complete foal of himself.

Getting coat.......running..........fast.:D
05/12/2005, 3:08 AM
hamish

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Originally Posted by sligoman

Into a bit of aul eh, "horse riding", yerself .

As for horse riding.
No.Sligoman, it's just that all south Down men have long faces.:D :D

So would you if you saw Queen Juliana running after ya with a whip and a leash.
05/12/2005, 2:37 PM
RonnieB

Whatever they tell you, do not download mrhands :horror:
05/12/2005, 11:23 PM
Green Tribe

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Originally Posted by sirhamish

Nah, Sligoman.

Bondage, whips and women and gayboys.:D See tottywatch post 5866

now, hamish, i'll turn nasty if you keep picking on me! :D Whip, crack! :eek:
05/12/2005, 11:29 PM
mypost
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Originally Posted by sirhamish

There's gonna be an onslought of horsey puns from here on.

I wonder did the horsey take "afence" (honk)
A $300 fine???? A mare drop in the ocean to a rich man. (groan)
Said the defendant's lawyer, "How come I got saddled with this case?
Judge James Ryder (honk), said, "Now I've herd everything"
The defendant asked for bail. "Neigh", said the Judge
The accused sure made a complete foal of himself
.
Is that your Richard Whiteley impression??
06/12/2005, 4:35 AM
hamish

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Originally Posted by mypost

Is that your Richard Whiteley impression??

Now, now, now, mypost.

Be nice.

It's Christmas.:p :D