Rovers Fans

**Vitruvian Man** · 11/11/2005, 1:42 PM

Since you Rovers boys love quoting from your betters web site, what do you think of this classic.

http://gypsiesweb.proboards48.com/in...ead=1131715649

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MCGuinness the Fireman
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This should probably be in off topic but I will continue. I was in Pal Joeys last Sathurday Night with the girlfriend and a few of her friends for a leaving doo. When I see Jason Mcguinness. My Girlfriend hasnt a clue about EL so I explain why I notice him etc,...She then proceeds to tell me he tried it on up at the bar and she shot him down.(So marriage could be on the cards). Then I see him trying it on with another girl from the group and she shoots him down. Being the Biiaaatchh I am asked her what angle did he try, she said he said he was a fireman. Is it that embarrassing to play for Rovers at the moment? He must only score when he plays against BOHS....!!!

**Dodge** · 11/11/2005, 1:48 PM

Who hasn't used the fireman line? Give the lad a break FFS....

**Jaime** · 11/11/2005, 2:39 PM

McGuinness is coming to Bohs next season anyway, I think most Rovers fans would agree with that one.

**Jaime** · 11/11/2005, 2:42 PM

Originally Posted by WeAreRovers

If that make you happy, then fair enough, call it what you like.

Sneering condescendingly at you, your history, your trophies, your pleading press releases, and your relegation dogfight? Eh, yeah it does make us happy to a certain extent. Why wouldn't it?

**WeAreRovers** · 11/11/2005, 2:51 PM

Originally Posted by Jaime

your pleading press releases,

They work though, I think you'll agree. Look at the amount of press tonight's game is getting. You should suggest the same to your PR guru, not that anyone gives a flying one about Bohs.

BTW You're right about Jay McGuinness. And he's a much better player than most Bohs fans will admit at the moment. Just look at our form since he got injured.

KOH

**mypost** · 11/11/2005, 3:05 PM

Originally Posted by Jaime

your pleading press releases

Actually it's called, Marketing. Where's the marketing for Bray v Bohs?? The ground?? The DART station??

If every club marketed their game, it may generate interest, which = bigger crowd, which in turn = more money.

and your relegation dogfight?

Yeah, like Bohs have never been in a relegation dogfight!

Or a relegation play-off either!!

**Jaime** · 11/11/2005, 3:24 PM

Fully agree about McGuinness. I can't wait to see him back at Bohs, he's a much better player than most people reckon. And you can have Terry Palmer back; when he's not off attending a Rovers function, the cúnt is usually on his arse while we concede a goal.

**NY Hoop** · 11/11/2005, 3:27 PM

Originally Posted by Jaime

Fully agree about McGuinness. I can't wait to see him back at Bohs, he's a much better player than most people reckon. And you can have Terry Palmer back; when he's not off attending a Rovers function, the cúnt is usually on his arse while we concede a goal.

Jay will be a big loss and you can keep Palmer. His career was over that's why he went to you lot.

KOH

**Passive** · 11/11/2005, 4:23 PM

Terry's final act as a Hoop - ensuring Bohs don't make Europe. You gotta love him.

Btw Bohs fans, guess which League of Ireland club holds the record for most amount of bottom of the table finishes? If it wasn't for the one league system that was in operation for decades, Bohs would be in the Leinster Senior League at this stage.

**Réiteoir** · 11/11/2005, 5:24 PM

Originally Posted by Passive

Terry's final act as a Hoop - ensuring Bohs don't make Europe. You gotta love him.

Btw Bohs fans, guess which League of Ireland club holds the record for most amount of bottom of the table finishes? If it wasn't for the one league system that was in operation for decades, Bohs would be in the Leinster Senior League at this stage.

But it wasn't and we aren't - so there

**Vitruvian Man** · 11/11/2005, 6:04 PM

Originally Posted by Passive

Terry's final act as a Hoop - ensuring Bohs don't make Europe. You gotta love him.

While Bohs' special agent Double O Collins is doing a similar job...

At the ultra-secret British Empire outpost hidden somewhere in Phibsboro.

M: Now listen up Double O we have heard from the Americans that there is terrorist organisation going by the name of Shamrock Rovers causing havoc all over Dublin City.

Roddy: Whuy dont you send in the bleedin Armi den or get me brudder to box the head off them.

M: Well my good chap we have a problem there. Nobody can find them anywhere - it seems they change their hideout every other day. We have been liasing with the Eire authoritiews but none of them seems to have a clue. Since you took care of the evil Dr. Taxfinger and his minion Cashjob we thought you would be the man for the task.

Roddy: Oi boxed the head of him he'd better apologise or I'll do it again.

Q: Pay attention Double O will you. Now I've gathered together some field equipment for you. A year 2001 E-Class Mercedes, all the mod cons, machine guns, under-water x-ray, English licence plates. But I can''t give it to you.

Roddy: Whuy?

Q: Because you never gave us back the last Merc.

Roddy: You said i cud keep the merc roi. Until I got unudder mission.

M: Just give him the car Q for petes sake I'm meeting Prince Charles in the Jodi in half an hour. Are you ready to take this mission Double O.

Roddy: Roi Wha do ya wan bleedin dun to dem.

M: Your mission is to... Relegate with Extreme Prejudice.

Roddy: Oill bleedin sort dat out for ye boss...

Roll Credits, Silhouettes of naked girls, and classy John Barry soundtrack.

**Réiteoir** · 11/11/2005, 7:50 PM

The Royal Navy flags are being prepared for the traditional end of season "Trooping the Colour" at Dalymount Park next Friday night.

**Jerry The Saint** · 14/11/2005, 11:58 AM

Originally Posted by Dodge

Who hasn't used the fireman line? Give the lad a break FFS....

Yeah, those civil servants who risk their lives have really got it made.

(10 points for getting the reference...)

**Dodge** · 14/11/2005, 12:59 PM

Its a Seinfeld line. (and no I didn't have to google it....) The one where Kramer had the police scanner and ended up as a fireman (also famous for Leaping Larry)

**Jerry The Saint** · 14/11/2005, 2:53 PM

Originally Posted by Dodge

Its a Seinfeld line. (and no I didn't have to google it....) The one where Kramer had the police scanner and ended up as a fireman (also famous for Leaping Larry)

Yeah fair play to Seinfeld fans, they are excellent.... I maintain that only them, the Simpsons and Shamrock Rovers have the only sets of proper fans...

**Block G Raptor** · 15/11/2005, 11:45 AM

And Post of the month nay Year or even decade goes to
http://www.foot.ie/showpost.php?p=387466&postcount=214

**b dizzal** · 15/11/2005, 1:14 PM

I have a mate who will take care of roddy for the right price

I think the intiear leage would be loving it up with out "the rod" as he calles him self. I am realy suprised one of ye rovers fans havent dune it yet. Best of luck in the play off's leauge will be **** with out ye