QuoteThat'll teach you to seduce men for sex.
Happened to me once
http://blogs.app.com/saywhat/2010/06...a-cow-for-sex/
That'll teach you to seduce men for sex.
#NeverStopNotGivingUp
How backward do you have to be to execute a cow for 'seducing' a man. It's effin insane. Cow gets raped, then gets executed for it. I know that this doesn't just happen to cows, but it's still crazy and shameful.
its obviously the cows fault for being too sexy....Originally Posted by Stevo Da Gull
I heard the earth Mooved for both of them
Sorry...
My Goal Is To Deny Yours...
There are countries where a woman can be stoned to death for being raped, and this surprises you?
usually its the man milking the cow....
Which is why I said "I know that this doesn't just happen to cows, but it's still crazy and shameful."
A former journalist told me a story of a man who appeared in court on a few occcasions for charges of beastiality towards sheep.
This journalist was a young reporter for the Irish Times covering court reports.
When the accused was questioned by the judge "What happened this time??" the man replied "I was having a p*ss in a hedge and the sheep backed into me".
Quoting years at random since 1975
ewe gotta be kidding me?A former journalist told me a story of a man who appeared in court on a few occcasions for charges of beastiality towards sheep.
This journalist was a young reporter for the Irish Times covering court reports.
When the accused was questioned by the judge "What happened this time??" the man replied "I was having a p*ss in a hedge and the sheep backed into me".
that must have been one sexy cow
Did the judge ask the defendant was he good at sheep shagging??A former journalist told me a story of a man who appeared in court on a few occcasions for charges of beastiality towards sheep.
This journalist was a young reporter for the Irish Times covering court reports.
When the accused was questioned by the judge "What happened this time??" the man replied "I was having a p*ss in a hedge and the sheep backed into me".
Never play leapfrog with a unicorn!!
That's very sheepish.
No, because it was a cow he was shagging. Unless, the judge drank some milk of amnesia...
Did you ever notice that in every painting of Adam & Eve, they have belly buttons. Think about that...take as long as you want.
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