Originally Posted by strangeirish
Im into masochism, beastiality and nechrophilia
but maybee im just flogging a dead horse
Pun city here. How sick!Talk about beating a dead horse to death. I guess the horse got one back.
Did you ever notice that in every painting of Adam & Eve, they have belly buttons. Think about that...take as long as you want.
Originally Posted by strangeirish
Im into masochism, beastiality and nechrophilia
but maybee im just flogging a dead horse
That is seriously fecked up. Why the hell would anyone have sex with a horse?. It's just completely sick.
Life without Rovers, it makes no sense...it's a heartache...nothing but a fools game. S.R.F.C.
ah, I know, it's fine to do it with sheep in Sligo, but horses, tut tut tut, that's just downright disgusting....Originally Posted by sligoman
I see your trying to cover up what I was saying with a sense of humour. Into a bit of aul eh, "horse riding", yerself then are you GT?.Originally Posted by Green Tribe
Life without Rovers, it makes no sense...it's a heartache...nothing but a fools game. S.R.F.C.
Nah, Sligoman.Originally Posted by sligoman
Bondage, whips and women and gayboys. See tottywatch post 5866
Wouldn't you just know strangeirish would find that report.
There's gonna be an onslought of horsey puns from here on.
For example:
(1)That pervert put a car sign on the horse's ass.
MTGG (honk)
(2)I wonder did the horsey take "afence" (honk)
(3)Why did the policeman laugh when he wrote down the time of the offence?
Because it happened at 12.31pm
or 29/1 (honk honk)
(4)Does the horsey need psychological councelling now?
or is it mentally stable? (boom boom)
(5)Was the pervert given a big fine?
Will he be in .......hock.........for a long time? (honk)
(6)Betcha all eyes in that courtroom were..... .glued........to the defendant. (honk)
(7)A $300 fine???? A mare drop in the ocean to a rich man. (groan)
(8)Said the defendant's lawyer, "How come I got saddled with this case?
(9)Judge James Ryder (honk), said, "Now I've herd everything"
(10)The defendant asked for bail. "Neigh", said the Judge
(11)When the accused was scorned after he pulled out, does that mean he was derided??
(12)The accused sure made a complete foal of himself.
Getting coat.......running..........fast.
Last edited by hamish; 05/12/2005 at 3:11 AM.
As for horse riding.Originally Posted by sligoman
No.Sligoman, it's just that all south Down men have long faces.
So would you if you saw Queen Juliana running after ya with a whip and a leash.
Last edited by hamish; 05/12/2005 at 3:25 AM.
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